Fortune cookie
I was excited to crack open my fortune cookie after eating my hot as fuck chineese food. Snot flowing all over the place is not cool....anyway, I crack it open and it reads...
"Your family is young, gifted, and attractive."
Why is this shit in fortune cookies. Tell me something I don't know..geez.
I would much rather see...
"You will win the lottery by using the numbers on the opposite side of the paper...this is no shit!"
Fortune cookies now a days are disappointing.
Mileron
21 years ago
A couple months ago several hundred people in Ohio did indeed win the lottery when they played the numbers on the backs of their fortunes.
ROzbeans
21 years ago
Yeah I heard about that.
My ideal fortune cookie would say:
You are the best site whore in the world.
/cry...I'm so emotional right now.
My ideal fortune cookie would say:
You are the best site whore in the world.
/cry...I'm so emotional right now.
Hijinks
21 years ago
The last time I had Chinese, my dad opened his cookie and it was empty 
I've noticed too that in recent years they don't predict anything. They just say "You're awesome" in a variety of ways.
I do remember about 5 years ago, right after a ceremony in which I won an award at college, my bf and I went to dinner at a Chinese restaurant and the cookie said "You will win an award" heh.
I've noticed too that in recent years they don't predict anything. They just say "You're awesome" in a variety of ways.
I do remember about 5 years ago, right after a ceremony in which I won an award at college, my bf and I went to dinner at a Chinese restaurant and the cookie said "You will win an award" heh.
immy
21 years ago
I just eat the fortune with the cookie.
No point in reading it, if it's gonna happen, it's gonna happen...and honestly if I got one that said: "You're gonna walk out of here and get blown the fuck up by a torpedo. And if you stay in here, it'll just come through the window." I don't wanna know about it.
Ok, well I don't actually eat the fortune too.
No point in reading it, if it's gonna happen, it's gonna happen...and honestly if I got one that said: "You're gonna walk out of here and get blown the fuck up by a torpedo. And if you stay in here, it'll just come through the window." I don't wanna know about it.
Ok, well I don't actually eat the fortune too.